Bowling, Licks, Dog Food and Ass Grabs

It's been a LONG time since I've updated. Let me explain what happened...

I had shot videos and stuff, that wasn't the problem. The problem was that I lost my SD card for transfering things to my computer for awhile and so I wasn't able to put the videos onto the net. Then some other shit happened... And before you knew it, I had nothing to film, plain and simple. Unless watching me Ace Guitar Hero on the Medium level is really all that special, lol. I highly doubt that one. So yeah... Nothing to film!

Now I'm back and ready to work!

So this is how today went down:

It started last night actually by being back at the house and hating it. I played Rock Band for a LONG time waiting to leave, and then my mother calls me up from downstairs and tells me "Sorry, we can't leave, the fog is up." $%#@!!!!!! I insisted on leaving that night, so my mother went for a nap and I stayed awake to make sure we left. Eventually we did... a little after 2 and we made it back by 3. I only got about 4 hours of sleep if even that much. I thought I was going to be such a bitch in the morning. I was... but not for too long. It was just linked to a situation by this other chick at bowling who thinks she owns the world and that anything she says is the law. Pfffft! We put that b!tch into place quick enough.

Got to Sunday bowling barely on time. We just made it and thank God we did. At least my team wasn't mad when I finally went down to bowl my first frame. Took me awhile because I was having troubles with my shoes. They wouldn't glide.

It was nice to see our favourite shoeboy back again. It's been awhile, lol. He actually forgot my shoe size! :-O Well... he knew, but he got confused between my shoe size and my brother's, lol.

And not only that, but he was so loopy today! :-) Yay! I missed the loopy shoeboy! He was happy and awake and everything. He looked much happier, healthier, and well rested. I missed that. It's been a long time. My hypothesis on why : He must have taken the night off from playing Rock Band with the boys! Bahahahaha! Really!

Oh, he and I are going to start a new foundation... Rock Band Anonymous. We'd be the only ones not so anonymous, but still :-P We thought of Guitar Hero, too, but we thought it kind of went together, so we'll let both of them in, lol.

Mel and I didn't do all that great on our bowling. It's all good, though. We picked it up near the end. It's just because of some stupid snob of a b!tch... But she was quickly put into place. Especially since I mentionned my rep for being physically violent to people who piss me off and she asked around only to find out there was more to the story than what I mentionned. So it scared her and she left us alone.

Birdie came in with dog food for her spoiled little brat, Shade, lol. More like it's Shoeboy's food (inside joke) but still ;-)

Lots of talking about ass grabs and such... And lots of trying, may I mention. Oh yeah... I was on the phone with people and my ass got slapped and grabbed at least 20 times within 5 minutes. By the same people, too.

Oh... and there was chats of fake "lesbian experiences" LOL! And my cheeks were getting attacked. Seriously... it's like everyone wanted to make out with my cheek, lol. I know I've been taking better care of my skin lately, but sheesh! It's not THAT irresistable, is it?! **is scared**

Then of course the dead time of standing there not knowing what to do or say, so I whipped out my phone and took video! Woo hoo! Finally I got to the video part, lol. I bet you're happy now ;-) So... here goes:



So I got my hugs and waited around for my mother to come and pick us all up to get back home and that was pretty much that.

And I finally saw that spoiled brat again!!! :-D What a little sweetheart she is! Cute as a button even though she's as heavy as me. the sweetest little husky ever!

Anyways... there's time left in the day, but nothing good happening, lol.

Let me know what you thought of my morning! lol!

ESPECIALLY the video! Let me know. We're the wild children of the Looney Bin!